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After finishing his usual morning jogging rounds of the park, Santa Singh was lying prone on one of the wooden benches that dot the park. A passerby jogger slowed down and asked him “Are you relaxing?”

Santa Singh replied: '”No Yaar! I am Santa Singh!”. Perplexed, the jogger moved on. Then another one came by and asked the same question: “Are you relaxing?”. Santa’s usual reply: “No…I’m Santa Singh”.

This went on for two-three times and by now our Santa was frustrated with it all. He started off homewards when he saw Banta Singh sitting on one of the benches near the exit. As he passed by, he greeted him, to which Banta Singh replied “I am relaxing”.

An indignant Santa Singh stops in his tracks and shouts at him “Oye Relaxing! Tu itthe baitha hae…log tereko park ke andar dhoond rahe hain!!!” (You are sitting here…while people are searching for you inside the park!)

I Know its an old one…but funny nonetheless.

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Ooty Trip from Yerramalli Chittaranjan on Vimeo.

This is a case of a photographer photographing a photographer!!! The following photographs were taken by photographer Hans van de Vorst at the Grand Canyon, Arizona. The descriptions are his own. The identity of the photographer in the photos is unknown.

I was simply stunned seeing this guy standing on this solitary rock beside the Grand Canyon. The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. The rock on the right is next to the canyon and safe. Watching this guy on his thong sandals, with a camera and a tripod I asked myself 3 questions:

1. How did he climb that rock?
2. Why not taking that sunset picture on that rock to the right, which is perfectly safe?
3. How will he get back?
   

This is the point of no return. After the sun set behind the canyon's horizon he packed his things (having only one hand available) and prepared himself for the jump. This took about 2 minutes. At that point he had the full attention of the crowd. After that, he jumped on his thong sandals...

The canyon's depth is 900 meters here. Now you can see that the adjacent rock is higher so he tried to land lower, which is quite steep and tried to use his one hand to grab the rock. We've come to the end of this little story. Look carefully at the photographer. He has a camera, a tripod and also a plastic bag, all on his shoulder or in his left hand. Only his right hand is available to grab the rock and the weight of his stuff is a problem. He lands low on this flip flops both his right hand and right foot slips away. At that moment I take this shot:

He pushes his body against the rock. He waits for a few seconds, throws his stuff on the rock, climbs and walks away....

Moral: "Impossible is Nothing". Life is a game. Winner takes all...

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